2010年最贫嘴的40句话
1.漫漫人生路，总会错几步。
2.贫僧是自东土大唐而来，专程去往西天拜佛求亲的。
3.三分天注定，七分靠打扮。
4.只要功夫深，一日夫妻百日恩。——据说是某相声里的词儿
5.没有拆不散的夫妻，只有不努力的小三。
6.将客户睡服。
7.“回床率”，好词儿。
8.我先脱了，您随意。
9.公司的无耻程度总是超出员工的想象。
10.挣的是卖白菜的钱，操的是卖**的心。
11.早晨在路上见一车，车后贴一标，标上一句话：驾校除名，自学成才。
12.忙，有事儿说事儿，没事儿整点儿事儿说。
13.任何一个消息在经过官方否认之前都不能相信。
14.贵国有风险，投胎须谨慎。
15.你有权保持不沉默，但我们很快会让你沉默的。——据说是某国的米兰达警告。
16.我花8万买了个西周陶罐，昨儿到《鉴宝》栏目进行鉴定，专家严肃地说： “这哪是西周的？这是上周的!”
17.连贝克汉姆都不知道，你丫还有什么资格敢跟我谈篮球！
18.跌倒了，爬起来再哭。
19.我们走得太快，灵魂都跟不上了……
20.不要和地球人一般见识。
21.不想当方丈的神父，不是好道长!
22.忍无可忍，就重新再忍!
23.上知天文，下知地理，不懂英语。
24.看着挺胖的，衣服脱了还是挺胖的!
25.为避免酒多误事，请在酒醉时保持清醒状态。
26.我发誓再也不发誓!
27.我的人生一半是倒霉，另一半是处理倒霉的事。
28.傻就傻在太聪明了!
29.尽管我是骗你的，但你要相信我!
30.女人眼泪是最无用的液体，但你让女人流泪说明你很无用。
31.活着才是硬道理。
32.在公共场合，我往往选择做斯文人，但在私底下我经常有辱斯文。
33.今年我也属牛!
34.风萧萧兮易水寒，壮士一拉稀就没完！
35.时间真的很宝贵，就差一秒厕所就被其他人抢了。
36. 我虽然做不了有钱人的后代，但我一定要做有钱人的祖宗。
37.名花虽有主，我来松松土!
38.我的原则是：人不犯我，我不犯人;人若犯我，我就生气!
39.就算我是一只癞蛤蟆，我也坚决不娶母癞蛤蟆。
40.女人喜欢长得坏坏的男人，并不是喜欢长坏了的男人
2010年最贫嘴的40句话
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Obama signed three executive orders and a presidential directive front wigs, asking for the closure of the controversial facility within one year, a systematic review of detention policies and procedures and all individual cases rolex watches, and a ban on harsh interrogation methods.
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